More extreme pettiness

A lot of times when I want to talk about something in the abstract rather than a specific issue, I use algebraic variable type names. "Mr. Y believes that A is morally wrong, but he also supports Ms. Z's freedom to do A if she wants."

...Now if I'm like "let's say there are a lot of reasons to be against X," people are going to be like "yeah, I hated them back when they were Twitter." :P