Dear Bidder & Associated Criminals (Auctions as Threatened)

Hi! This is a lighthearted/absurd event, feel free to go crazy with whatever delights you about these fandoms/characters, don't take it too seriously. In particular, the "optional tags" are just things I saw in the tagset that struck me as maybe interesting--for Debrief, I think the range of tags pretty much encompasses everything I love about the canon and the potential tones you can go for. For Anathem and the Stormlight Archive, there's a lot more to do with these characters so don't feel limited to that!

DNWs:

-for Anathem: mentions of allswell or other mind-altering drugs. (Something like Jules and Lise drinking Laterran alcohol together is fine.)

-explicit on-screen sex (fade-to-black or innuendo is fine)

-underage characters having sex

-rape/noncon

-moralizing/didactic stories (characters Learning An Important Lesson about the value of tolerance, etc.)

-non-canonical allegories of current events and/or contemporary politics (Alderidge has hot takes about Winston Churchhill, fine; Alderidge has hot takes about a Rishi Sunak stand-in, no thanks.)

-character bashing

( prompts are spoilery )

As usual, all of this is optional, anything about these fandoms/characters will be great. Thanks for creating for me and/or contemplating crimes!