Wheel of Time Season 2, Episode 5: Damane

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I would not be very effective as a Seanchan because I hate having fingernails grow out even a little bit, I'm always picking at them and clipping them.

 

Turak has the horn??! And Ishamael gave it to him? What is his agenda in all this...

"Bitch" haha

 

"I cannot give her a way to follow us" love the Aes Sedai ruthlessness :D

 

All roads lead to Tar Valon!

 

Do we think the Two Rivers wolves just told Elyas about Leila on the wolf gossip network?

 

"If he releases them all, well then we have no hope of winning the Last Battle" this is probably not true but it may be the best of Moiraine's knowledge, for "lying" purposes

 

Okay I said this last episode, but like, Perrin and the Shienarans' quest has been moved to Toman Head for the show. That makes sense because that is where the Seanchan are, on the west coast. The Aiel came from the far east. How have they made it all the way across this part of the continent?

 

Valda has the same question, haha.

 

Is this the Browns' Ajah quarters? Cozy library :D

 

Oh it's actually the central library, fair.

 

"Do you like to dance?" Iconic tbh :D

 

I feel like if Aviendha can singlehandedly curbstomp a dozen Children of the Light then maybe they are not a very effective force. Which is fine, it could let us speedrun some other plots later on. But let's not suddenly have them be imposing later on.

 

Tel'aran'rhiod namedropped!

 

Verin: ah yes, I remember very well being a Novice here centuries ago and getting my butt switched!

 

Verin is very much from Hermione's "when in doubt, go to the library" school of planning.

 

Liandrin and Suroth being snippy over nothing is 100% Darkfriend collaboration skills.

 

Did...did Liandrin cut Nynaeve free just to troll Suroth? This is one of those "would be three books long if the villains could learn to work together" series.

 

Aviendha's face when she's like "this guy doesn't even know what toh is"

 

"When I say my water is yours, that's not in a lovers way...Although I would not be opposed." All the AUs write themselves!

 

How did Elayne and Nynaeve get these new clothes and everything?

 

"Is your incredibly long and dry history done already?" Oh no, never insult the Browns' research skills.

 

Ishamael fondles sleepy-Rand who is actually Lanfear impersonating him in tel'aran'rhiod, amazing.

 

Lanfear insulting all the other Forsaken behind their back, see what I mean.

 

"It was you who first noticed the omens that triggered us to begin the Return, was it not?" I wonder how true this is in the bookverse. Could be?

 

Moiraine: "why don't you just pretend you love Lanfear back" what a stupid plan, in the history of stupid plans.

 

"Yeah she's gonna see right through that" Rand speaks for everyone.

 

"Maybe she won't" this is so dumb but this is how all our plans are, I guess.