Attention: US Central Time readers

I don't know if there are any of you reading this, but this is the kind of thing I would post on normal social media if I still did that, but I don't, so.

There will be a lunar eclipse overnight (early hours of Thursday morning). Totality will peak around 1:59 Central time (but it'll also be total for about half an hour in either direction).

This means that if you're awake at 3/14 1:59, you will see the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pi.