The power to destroy a planet...
Jul. 29th, 2020 10:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
primeidealSometimes (often) I'm migrainy and self-indulgently wallow in darkfic brainstorming without actually looking at a screen to type any, there have been some good prompts floating around. And then today it was like...
Vader: Tell me what you did with the Death Star plans.
Leia: Never, you'll have to kill me first.
Imperial mooks: Sir, we've searched the whole ship and the computers, we found no trace of the plans.
Vader: this ship is the only one to have made contact with the Scarif fleet who I killed, I know they're here.
Mooks: Well, they did send an escape pod down to the planet.
Vader: What planet?
Mooks: We're in orbit above Tatooine, sir.
Vader: ...Get me Tarkin.
Tarkin (on the phone): What now.
Vader: I found a planet for you to test the full-powered planet-killer on.
Tarkin: yessssssssssss.
Directed by George Lucas.
Vader: Tell me what you did with the Death Star plans.
Leia: Never, you'll have to kill me first.
Imperial mooks: Sir, we've searched the whole ship and the computers, we found no trace of the plans.
Vader: this ship is the only one to have made contact with the Scarif fleet who I killed, I know they're here.
Mooks: Well, they did send an escape pod down to the planet.
Vader: What planet?
Mooks: We're in orbit above Tatooine, sir.
Vader: ...Get me Tarkin.
Tarkin (on the phone): What now.
Vader: I found a planet for you to test the full-powered planet-killer on.
Tarkin: yessssssssssss.
Directed by George Lucas.
